The Twelve Days of Heron, Part 11

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my browser brought to me
Eleven pepper sprayings
Ten cats a-leaving,
Nine Ladies going,
Eight ‘wives stampeding,
Seven spams deleting,
Six geeks away-ing,
FIve broken links,
Four migrating Birds,
Three unfriends,
Two ripped turtlenecks
and a Heron nowhere to be seen.